Snarf bar food with artful precision

This country seems to breed zealots and fanatics.

There's not a crowd more fanatical than the bar stool mounted, buffalo wing gorged sports fans. If you didn't notice, Scott 'The Cluckbucket' is wearing a giant chicken wing on his head.

If you plan on indulging in this weekend's NBA basketball excitement, you might have a chance to show off your skills with the 'Scooby Doo' wing eating technique.